1011 Signs You are a Real Programmer
1. Real Programmers don’t believe in schedules, only planners make up schedules.
2. Real Programmers never work 9:00 A.M. to 5:00 P.M. If any Real Programmers are around at 9:00 am, its because they were up all night.
3. Real Programmers don’t like the team programming concept.
4. Real Programmers have no use for managers. Managers are a necessary evil.
5. Real Programmers often fill their spare time programming.
6. Real Programmers can’t sleep if their script doesn’t work properly and they don’t know why.
7. Real Programmers smoke and drink beer
8. Real Programmers often stay up to late night just to add “that feature” to their script.
9. Real Programmers never write memos on paper. They send memos via computer
mail networks.
10. Real Programmers don’t play football or any other sport which requires a change
of clothes.
11. Real Programmers don’t read manuals, because it’s totally useless.
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